.. on the sly

[simba stoltz]

---_{only if it's a really manly red! you know, with dinosaurs killing other dinosaurs and shit.}

[simba stoltz]

---_{they'll trick it out. our baby will be the envy of all of nursery school.}

[simba stoltz]

---_{what can i say, everyone loves a good military sob story.}

[simba stoltz]

---_{how are you feeling?!}

[simba stoltz]

---_{drink some tea, extra caffeine. walk around a ton, INDUCE YO LABOR, WOMAN.}

[simba stoltz]

---_{c-section? why didn't you tell me?! when? is anything wrong?!}

[simba stoltz]

---_{jesus woman, don't scare me like that! this whole baby thing is freaking me out. you're too calm, get scared with me so i feel like less of a douche!}

[simba stoltz]

---_liar.

[simba stoltz]

---_{....... thats not okay, sylvia.}

[simba stoltz]

---_{this isn't funny, you need to stop. even once was too many times!}

[simba stoltz]

---_{sylvia, this seriously needs to stop. you can't be doing drugs while you're pregnant. i don't care how far along you are, you need to quit. what if something happens to the baby?}

[simba stoltz]

---_{you're going to give me a heart attack. i think my arm hurts, i'm getting clammy. the only way you can save me is by admitting you're joking!}

[simba stoltz]

---_{aw, damn, but i totally put a down payment on a mini van the other day!}

[simba stoltz]

---_{seriously. it's a big blue mini, i figured that it'll make it easier for you to haul all of our children around to football and soccer, carpools to school, snacks for pta meetings, ETC.}

[sully mccoy]

_{why'd he be scared!?}