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Post by ivy westerveldt on Oct 23, 2011 13:58:22 GMT -5
ew don't be a fucking dick. i do!
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Post by rex wisterwijk on Oct 23, 2011 19:57:19 GMT -5
i'm fucking with you, i don't guess womens weights. guessing their weight is a sure-fire way to ruin my chances at getting laid and that directly affects me in the worst way possible.
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Post by ivy westerveldt on Oct 24, 2011 12:43:24 GMT -5
you just insinuated that my weight was fat. so i think you've eliminated your chances with me!
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Post by rex wisterwijk on Oct 24, 2011 22:37:23 GMT -5
i was kidding, babe, i meant the opposite! i meant that you're the opposite of fat.
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Post by ivy westerveldt on Oct 24, 2011 23:09:43 GMT -5
you're bothering me! except i don't know why you are.. since i know i'm not fat.
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Post by rex wisterwijk on Oct 24, 2011 23:17:52 GMT -5
probably because you're in love with me so my opinion just matters so much to you that even if it's wrong, it hits you hard!
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Post by ivy westerveldt on Oct 24, 2011 23:40:55 GMT -5
did you tell tom we've slept together?.
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Post by rex wisterwijk on Oct 25, 2011 0:46:48 GMT -5
nahh, but i told him you sucked my dick. it was pretty fucking hilarious.
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Post by ivy westerveldt on Oct 25, 2011 21:22:06 GMT -5
great, thanks baby! couldn't have him thinking i sat around crying about ittt.
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Post by rex wisterwijk on Oct 26, 2011 19:14:01 GMT -5
good, he's pretty pissed though, it's really entertaining.
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Post by ivy westerveldt on Oct 27, 2011 16:31:34 GMT -5
that's probably because i hit him, twice! did i tell you that?! i'm like a real boy now!
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Post by rex wisterwijk on Oct 27, 2011 20:07:21 GMT -5
AHAHAHAHAH, okay pinocchio. good going. why'd you do it?
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Post by ivy westerveldt on Oct 27, 2011 21:47:58 GMT -5
i really did, i swear to fucking god. first time because i walked up on him and some whore at a bar. second because he let me drunkenly have sex with him!
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Post by rex wisterwijk on Oct 27, 2011 22:32:16 GMT -5
thats really fucking cute, ivs. you've become even hotter in the last five minutes. it's amazing. if you cancel our plans, though, i'll have to murder you.
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Post by ivy westerveldt on Oct 28, 2011 18:40:42 GMT -5
you should have seen me escorted out of the bar for causing a scene, imagine the hotness there! why would i ever do such a thing?!
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