. gypsies, tramps and thieves

[ivy westerveldt]

[blockquote][blockquote][blockquote][sup][IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/2safr6c.jpg[/IMG][color=685253]-----[/color] message here. [/sup][/blockquote][/blockquote][/blockquote]

[rex wisterwijk]

^{----- a) did you set my ringtone to justin bieber? b) if you ignore one more call from me i will shank you.}

[rex wisterwijk]

^{----- shut up. do you want to have my babies? because i can knock you up to if you want!}

[rex wisterwijk]

^{----- can we have a serious conversation for a second?}

[rex wisterwijk]

^{----- wtf am i supposed to do?}

[rex wisterwijk]

^{----- can we just go out and drink for three days straight?}

[rex wisterwijk]

^{----- except you're not actually busy, stop being such a fucking brat!}

[rex wisterwijk]

^{----- fuckkkk, i only told you that shit to get a pity fuck, i wasn't serious!}

[rex wisterwijk]

^{----- nahh, because there's at least three other guys that she's been fucking that it probably belongs too and is more likely to be.}

[rex wisterwijk]

^{----- STOP SHAFTING ME.}

[rex wisterwijk]

^{----- you can't be mad at me. you have no reason to be mad at me. stop being mad at me!}

[rex wisterwijk]

^{----- well fuck, how the fuck can i make it up to you?!}

[rex wisterwijk]

^{----- don't fucking be like that! just tell me what i need to do and i'll do it, you know i will. i let you cry for days at my apartment!}

[sully mccoy]

^{----- oh shit, is it dead?!}

[rex wisterwijk]

^{----- good thing i literally detached all strings, then, right?}