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Post by quinn rockefeller on Sept 27, 2011 8:06:49 GMT -5
your coffee tastes terrible.
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Post by dmitri cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 8:17:43 GMT -5
are you seriously trying to tell a cop he doesn't know good coffee? ya probably didn't work the machine right, blondie.
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Post by quinn rockefeller on Sept 27, 2011 8:23:29 GMT -5
i can't believe i slept with a cop and he wouldn't even use his handcuffs :c
but you're probably right, i don't make a habit of actually making my own coffee.
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Post by dmitri cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 8:26:18 GMT -5
real handcuffs are actually really unsexy, they're a bitch to get off. but maybe next time. nice for some, those of us living in squalor have to take barista lessons just to get a decent cup.
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Post by quinn rockefeller on Sept 27, 2011 8:31:37 GMT -5
there is nothing about handcuffs that aren't sexy. i can't help it if i utilise my free starbucks for life excessively, but seeing your place in the light of day it is very far from the level of squalor i expected.
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Post by dmitri cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 8:34:23 GMT -5
i once took two guys in, only for one of them to try and bite off the other's cuffs... his tooth broke. addicts, obviously. what can i say, i'm a classy guy! most people are surprised i can read.
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Post by quinn rockefeller on Sept 27, 2011 8:37:09 GMT -5
i don't care if you can read, babe. after that performance last night, i wouldn't even need you to be able to string sentences together.
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Post by dmitri cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 8:38:45 GMT -5
much appreciated. sorry i had to run off to work, by the way. you free next monday?
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Post by quinn rockefeller on Sept 27, 2011 8:40:44 GMT -5
don't be. you look delicious in your uniform. but i have no plans that i can think of, why?
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Post by dmitri cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 8:43:19 GMT -5
and you looked delicious in my shirt. let's do something, anything! i'd suggest an earlier day but i've got my kid for the weekend and he's a bit of a cockblocker.
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Post by quinn rockefeller on Sept 27, 2011 8:44:11 GMT -5
well if that's the case, you might not get it back. wait. you have a kid?!
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Post by dmitri cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 8:46:06 GMT -5
but it's my favorite, buy a replica rich girl! yea, i do. well, a baby, he's only six months.
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Post by quinn rockefeller on Sept 27, 2011 8:48:26 GMT -5
i think it looks better on me though, don't you think? wow, that's heavy, babe. and a total cockblocker, you're not wrong
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Post by dmitri cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 8:54:32 GMT -5
if we went by the rule that you can have everything that looks better on you, i'd have nothing left. chill, i'm not asking you to adopt him! his mom would kill me if i ever introduced him to a girl i'm fucking anyway, i can imagine the fucking lecture now.
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Post by quinn rockefeller on Sept 27, 2011 9:09:37 GMT -5
FINE. but it's mine while i'm here c; i don't think i would be very good with kids so thank god for that. but monday i can do.
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