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Post by ezio cortéz on Aug 22, 2011 14:21:49 GMT -5
let’s just not talk about her. it’s pissing me off! LOL, yea okay. as if that shit will happen. i’ll pay all of first months rent and actually ask out cellulite sally from across the hall, if you pull off that miracle!
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Post by ashton king on Aug 22, 2011 19:57:16 GMT -5
i'm retching at the thought of her, but you're totally on.
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Post by ezio cortéz on Aug 22, 2011 20:27:29 GMT -5
please don't fucking remind me. i still vividly remember her knocking on my door in her skimpy night gown once and offering me these box of chocolates, even though she couldn't stop her self and fucking ate all of the good ones. the horror, man. when i win, you are so taking her ass out instead!
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Post by ashton king on Aug 22, 2011 20:30:59 GMT -5
holy fuck, i think those stakes are a little too steep. i wouldn't wish that crazy bitch on my worst enemy, let alone my best friend, and since you're going to lose i wouldn't want that for you.
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Post by ezio cortéz on Aug 22, 2011 20:45:11 GMT -5
too fucking kind man. but whatever, we'll decide when the games are finished what happens then!
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Post by ashton king on Aug 22, 2011 20:48:36 GMT -5
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Post by ezio cortéz on Aug 22, 2011 20:57:48 GMT -5
let's also plan to go do paintball soon. drunk. like we used to yea? i feel like i haven't done that shit in a while.
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Post by ashton king on Aug 22, 2011 21:13:32 GMT -5
last time we did that i nearly lost an eye... but i'm totally down for it.
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Post by ezio cortéz on Aug 22, 2011 21:41:49 GMT -5
that's because you were trying to be hardcore and not wear the protective goggles! dumb as fuckkk. though, i wouldn't doubt for a second you'd still get girls even if you went blind.
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Post by ashton king on Aug 22, 2011 21:53:40 GMT -5
i'd just play the eyepatch card, say i lost it in battle. instant ass.
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Post by ezio cortéz on Aug 22, 2011 23:17:49 GMT -5
or she'd go for the pirate look and call you one-eyed fucking willie, and not dig the eyepatch. such a fucking goonie, man!
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Post by ashton king on Aug 23, 2011 0:13:15 GMT -5
i'll just tell them i'm a real life bond villian. hahah
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Post by ezio cortéz on Aug 23, 2011 1:43:29 GMT -5
or, you can be the good guy. but call attention to anything other than your eye. like, call yourself double-0-9-and-a-half - hahahaha. yea, man.
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Post by ashton king on Aug 23, 2011 2:06:57 GMT -5
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Post by ezio cortéz on Aug 23, 2011 2:52:06 GMT -5
slaying me, bro. fucking slaying me right now. you are the fifth person to call my jokes lame in two days. my own friend, future roommate, blood brotha ~ FUCK THISSS. i'll just stick to the geeky medical stuff. dream ruiner!
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