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Post by dmitri cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 8:23:33 GMT -5
does it make sense to get a dog when you live in a penthouse apartment? i'm thinking it probably doesn't. what if it ran off the balcony?!
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Post by ithika forsyth on Sept 27, 2011 8:32:55 GMT -5
i have a dog and i like on the fourteenth floor of my building! there's a railing, right? i have to imagine if you got a big dog you'd be fine. and they are the only kind of dogs worth getting!
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Post by dmitri cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 8:36:47 GMT -5
i don't even have a balcony, so the whole question was redundant. i just wanted to start a conversation with you and your picture distracted me from saying anything worthwhile. think you can forgive me?
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Post by ithika forsyth on Sept 27, 2011 8:44:33 GMT -5
you should probably get one. i'll bring mallets over and we'll knock out a wall and build it ourselves! see, i had the same problem thinking of a response. i mean, i looked up and started admiring your picture and realized i couldn't tell if you were working or if you tripped or if you were trying to tie your shoe or what you were doing. then i started thinking that unless you were getting your ass kicked by a suspect, you probably weren't working. unless it was something really cool! but then your face distracted me because you're so attractive that i forgot my train of thought. but i'll forgive you if you tell me all about your day!
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Post by dmitri cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 8:50:53 GMT -5
you're a genius, forsyth. this is really embarrassing to admit, but it was taken for a training brochure. they wanted me to "look inquisitively at the ground, as if there's a potential clue there" and that was my reaction to the request. they used it anyway! you're cute, but it's pretty obvious that you're the ten in this conversation. well i ate doughnuts and pulled innocent black guys over, what else? how about yours?
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Post by ithika forsyth on Sept 27, 2011 8:56:38 GMT -5
well thats the first time i've heard that! so it was more of a "you people are fucking morons" look than anything else? interesting. ahh, hush, stop. i have to be topless to match your fully clothed, that completely speaks volumes! if you saw me driving down the street (besides the fact i can't drive) would you pull me over? one of my friends seems to think my ~foreign~ roots make me a criminal. i went for a run, then i attempted to force-feed my child until she decided to throw the food at my dog, took her to school, and then did absolutely nothing. it was incredibly boring. come on, though, you have to have done something exciting today!
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Post by dmitri cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 9:06:04 GMT -5
don't worry, people are always shocked i went to college, they're all jealous! it was indeed. you could wear a sack and you'd have all the attention! i would, but not because of your ethnicity. i'd probably pretend you were drunk, take you back to the cells and then give you the option to sleep with me to win your freedom, since that's just the kinda guy i am. aww rosie, what a cutie. she still a tearaway, then? i'm taking you out for dinner later, that'll be exciting.
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Post by ithika forsyth on Sept 27, 2011 9:12:39 GMT -5
really? but you seem so intelligent! nahh, trust me, i tried! i was a bag of potatoes for halloween one year and it was one of the loneliest nights ever. even my boyfriend at the time ignored me! why take me to the cells to sleep with me when my bedroom is so much more comfortable?! if thats what you call cute! but yeah, she hates me i think, she's such an angel with her father. dinner is exciting, where to?
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Post by dmitri cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 9:49:00 GMT -5
good joke! ahahahah that's the greatest mental image i've ever had, he didn't deserve you. here i was thinking i would have to hold you to ransom. ah, that just means she doesn't know him as well, aren't you always better behaved around strangers than the people you're most comfortable with? not sure yet, i'll keep you posted. any preference?
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Post by ithika forsyth on Sept 27, 2011 9:58:15 GMT -5
it was really embarrassing, though! i had to burn all the evidence, do some major untagging on facebook, etc. he was a douche, though, but lets talk more about you. what's your woman like? well you could hold me ransom but my dad's french so i'm pretty sure he'd just avoid the situation! perhaps you're right, but if that was the case, then i really need to start spending more time away from home. surprise me, just tell me how to dress!
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Post by dmitri cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 10:05:31 GMT -5
there are pictures?! you have no idea how badly i want to see them. i'm sure you looked cute. i don't have one, but if i did i like to imagine she'd be like penelope cruz. classic frenchy. can you cook like the french? do, let the two of them bond and she'll be just as much of a terror towards him. smart.
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Post by ithika forsyth on Sept 27, 2011 10:17:26 GMT -5
there are, but you will never find them! i was like nineteen, it was horrific! pirate penelope cruz? because she was a babe! how do you look french? i mean, i can speak french and can probably find a french maid costume but thats about it! deal, but that means you'll have to pick me up on your donut breaks to get me out of the house. i have no life! i think i can do that.
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Post by dmitri cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 10:28:19 GMT -5
are you saying i'm a shitty detective? i never even saw that movie, i know, i suck. do you have it on dvd? cook french ithika, cook! easy, my partner won't mind.
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Post by ithika forsyth on Sept 27, 2011 10:34:04 GMT -5
nahh, i'm just a mastermind and you dk it yet! we need to watch it asap. this religious guy in it is the hottest man they've ever cast. see, i'm not genius, i can barely even read! i can't cook, but i'm pro at buying things and making it look like i cooked 'em! then it's a deal!
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Post by dmitri cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 10:39:20 GMT -5
i studied psychology, of course i know it! who'd they cast? actually it doesn't matter, penelope and johnny are the stars. that's all you need in life, you're set!
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