west, jerome alexander

[jerome west]

lexa, ed b., resident
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NAME jerome alexander west.
DATE OF BIRTH april 13.
CURRENT AGE twenty-three.
HOMETOWN ny, ny.
OCCUPATION n/a.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS in a relationship with sienna becker.
HERITAGE german, scottish, welsh.

HAIR COLOUR brunette.
EYE COLOUR brown.
WEIGHT 170lbs.
HEIGHT 187.96cm.

1. IS THERE SOMEBODY YOU WANT TO BE WITH? kim kardashian and sienna at once. that's exactly where i wanna be.
2. WHAT IS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE? i haven't heard about unconditional love since the seventh grade, so i'm pretty sure it's something that does not exist at all.
3. DO YOU HAVE ANY REGRETS? i've made some shitty choices, but there are only a couple i'd go as far as calling regrets.
4. IS THERE A HIGHER POWER? religiously unreligious, fuck that.
4. IN YOUR IDEAL WORLD, WHAT IS LIFE LIKE? the girls all walk around in bathing suits, it's 90 degrees out, polygamy is legal, life is good.

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LATEST PURCHASES

1. cashiers checks.
2. la perla shit for sienna.
3. all saints graphic tee.
4. ten dollars to bring kim back to life.
5. jack daniels.

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OPINIONS

"jerome west was a charming one, he had this whole demeanor to him. he could do absolutely anything wrong but flash a sly little smile after and i don't think any teacher had the nerve to do anything about what he'd done."

ms. beecham, thirty.

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tomas martin, twenty-three.

"he's a fucking prick and if i get as close as getting my hands on him i'll kill him."

andy wilson, twenty-one.

"jerome's always been a naughty one. when he was just five i remember him jumping off of the garage roof, he wanted to break something. and he did, his poor arm was in a cast that whole summer. but that was just him at five, trying to be invincible. just as he does now."

mary west fifty.

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MOST PRIZED POSSESSIONS

1. safe.
2. sienna.
3. car.
4. house.
5. tape of sienna and i.

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FATHER daniel west, fifty-five, restaurant chain owner.
MOTHER mary west (née smith), fifty-one, housewife.
SIBLING(S) matilda west, seventeen.
CHILDREN n/a.
PETS n/a.

FAMILY HISTORY on a great day in new york, i was born. the world stopped for a moment. only not really. it was like every other fucking day, babies born every two seconds. so i grew up, i had a mom and a dad. i still do, i didn't have a sister though, but now i do. life was good. we had a house, a summer house, we got to do all this shit our parents wanted to do. vacations in aspen, belize, you name it. my dad's pretty well off, but he always told us that we would never have that luxury. as in he would never just hand things to us. so because of that, i got a job. a really fucking great job. met a great girl, you know, total don draper. only not really.

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TO-DO LIST

1. finish getting the shit on sienna's christmas list.
2. grab some shit in brooklyn.
3. drop some shit off in queens.
4. learn to stop saying shit.
5. get the fuck out of her.

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ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR

my first girlfriend was colleen bakka when i was fourteen. we were together for about two months and it was the worst relationship i have ever had. she was non-existent in bed and we would always argue when we were bored. i'll go back to forgetting about her and if i saw him on the street, i wouldn't even wave.

"hi, my name is ashley carmody and i dated rome for around a three months. he was quite the charmer and he always had a present for me. i can't believe i ruined things with him. the only redeeming qualities of his were his body, demeanor, that's it. if i were to ever see him on the street, i would tell him i was an idiot for calling his girlfriend."