Post by kaliannn on Jun 5, 2011 23:33:17 GMT -5
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[/i] reed adam westonname,
age, [/i] twenty three
high school, [/i] southside high school
who were you in high school?the genius
college & major, [/i] harvard & greek
marital status, [/i] there was this whore in las vegas
kids, [/i] none known
how many,
names & how you chose it,
job, [/i] unemployed
position, bum
how long you’ve had the job, a year
are you happy, as happy as a crack whore in cuba
what is your salary, whatever i steal
what kind of things do you spend money on, long john silvers
what’s your typical day like, [/i]
wake up in whatever shit hole i'm sleeping in and pack up my stuff and walk around the city for a while, find enough money to eat at mcdonalds or whatever and then hang out at the strand or somewhere for the next eight hours.
what life dreams did you have in high-school, have you accomplished them, [/i]
i slept without dreaming in high school
what is a significant change within the past five years, [/i]
well i borrowed the maximum amount of money allowed to get two thirds of a harvard education and now i'm basically homeless, living in the the shittest apartment in the city, working at a shitty bookstore and living a shitty life
are you the same person you were five years ago, [/i]
now i'm much more happy. can't you tell?
if you could go back and change one thing what would it be, [/i]
i would have gone to yale. i hear that's it only 53,000 a year there instead of 56,000
what is one thing you feel has remained the same, [/i]
my hair. i'm definitely against dyeing it. especially when i'm pregnant, i hear it's bad for the baby
what is your biggest achievement, [/i]
would you call having to declare bankruptcy at twenty three an achievement? well then i guess that's my biggest achievement, other than finding an apartment that only costs 1,200 a month to rent in new york.
and your biggest mistake, [/i]
geeze, i have to narrow it down to one mistake. well when i took findley for english 203 was a pretty big fuck up, and when i slept with that girl who's boyfriend rowed crew. and then once i ate a week old burrito which was torture on the small intestine and then there was that whore in las vegas.
finally, what is your fondest life memory thus far,[/i]
that time that i got to drink milk that wasn't expired. oh wait, and that's definitely tied with when i got my tweet read on espn during the wnba eastern conference final.[/blockquote] [/blockquote][/sub][/font]