Post by cole latimer on Aug 12, 2011 3:09:13 GMT -5
[/i]lex, ryan b, visitor
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[/i] cole tadhg latimer.name,
age, [/i] twenty-three.
high school, [/i] trinity college.
who were you in high school? i was the class retard, not gonna lie. i failed re. who fails re?! and like, not even kinda failed it... i got an e. i was just a jackass, always answering back, always acting up. i thought i was the shit. people used to make out like i was, but now i get that they were scared i'd beat on them if they didn't. they were probably right.
college & major, [/i] no & no.
marital status, [/i] divorced.
kids, [/i] n/a.
job, [/i] stuntman.
position, motorcyclist, some combat.
how long you’ve had the job, a year.
are you happy, it's fucking sick!
what is your salary, varies, i'm freelance.
what kind of things do you spend money on, beer and babes.
what’s your typical day like, [/i]
depends what city i'm in. if i'm at home and there's no filming goin' on, i'll be up at dawn, at the beach. i'm a decent surfer, but i'm not gonna pretend i'm a pro, it's more of a hobby than a lifestyle. obviously i'm talking summer here - back where i'm from, you pretty much hibernate for winter. i play footie, i hit the gym, i swim, i play some hockey. i basically do some form of exercise, eat, then drink. standard.
what life dreams did you have in high-school, have you accomplished them, [/i]
i didn't want to work in an office, i don't work in an office. i wanted to travel, i travel. i wanted to be married to jennifer lopez, she's getting divorced, that could still happen. shit man, i never noticed before but i'm fucking accomplished!
what is a significant change within the past five years, [/i]
nothing significant has changed. that sounds depressing but it's not, i've never wanted anything to change. life is good, man, life is good.
are you the same person you were five years ago, [/i]
down to my wardrobe, i'm still wearing the shit i bought in high school. if it ain't broke don't fix it!
if you could go back and change one thing what would it be, [/i]
i'd probably have never married my ex wife. i was fleetingly convinced that no one could give head like she does, but it turns out every skank with a copy of cosmo can. as much as i appreciate all the good that magazine has done for my sex life, it was also through a quiz in there that she decided we were better off apart. who takes a quiz in a piece of shit magazine that seriously?
what is one thing you feel has remained the same, [/i]
my golf handicap. i'm shit.
what is your biggest achievement, [/i]
getting ashley greene's cell number.
and your biggest mistake, [/i]
writing it on my hand, then mindlessly washing it off half an hour later. i told you i was a fuckin' retard!
finally, what is your fondest life memory thus far,[/i] [/blockquote][/blockquote]
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