Post by valencia reyes on Aug 17, 2011 5:06:08 GMT -5
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[/sub][/font]------valencia reyes, but call me big daddy val. i believe in santa claus being a pedophile. latina or die, baby. luke, i am your father. LMFAO rules my life! gtfo. i hate most blondes. don't talk to me if i've got a drink in my hand. i'm secretly a rapper. i like to pretend tony alva's my father. i like to scare babies into submission. jk, i like kids sometimes. taylor gang or die, bitch. wiz khalifa knows my name, i swear. wet t-shirt party? sign me up. I AM A LEGAL US CITIZEN, I SWEAR. if her tattoo washes off in the shower, SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO. pauly d tweeted me once. i'm team iphone4, beyotchhhh. I AM MARRIED TO CHARLIE SHEEN. <3333 so, back off. so, story time. once, i played chicken with cars because there was nothing to do in the house. no, seriously. i got hit by a car too, but it was a small bump because they had near-excellent brakes. it's safe to say i haven't played chicken since. i think i pissed on myself a little. that's just me. i do stupid, random things to entertain my fleeting attention span. i'm a thrill-seeker, an action taker. i don't just like to sit around, unless i'm incredibly high or something, and i don't think i'll ever grow up. i'm peter-a pan, ftw. oh and damian is my bff for fucking ever! yes, i quoted stepbrothers. i'll quote anything will ferrell for as long as i live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
one good thing about cali. boarding. no, i'm not one of those hipster fucks that fake boards for a photo. i. rule. concrete. catch ya, later!
ahhh, forgot who took this. just chilling at home with my feet up, reading a magazine. nbd.
me and my rubber ducky! ahahaha, a joke me and my friends had. the looks i got from people bringing that thing with me to the beach. there was this creepy guy that thought it was some kinda kinky turn-on though. ewwwww.
sorry for party rockingggg ~ a night out with me and nicole. three or four drinks in baby ~
another one of my californian activities. surfing!!!!!
in brazil. me, my mom, and my aunt patricia. they're funny ladies. ahhh, i miss them already!
if this isn't the sexiest threesome you've seen, you need your eyes checked. muahhh.
this is a rant
i don't normally bitch, but c'monnnn bro. i'm at that point where i could go psycho killer any moment. like no amount of left 4 dead, fast food, lmfao, or crazy drink mixes could fix this right now. so today i had to flag down a taxi, right. HATE HATE HATE. first of all it took like ten minutes, then there was this lady and i almost had to pull a jessica white on her ass. then, my cab driver had to be retarded because i told him the street THREE TIMES and he still didn't stop me off at the right place. so i'm like 'nah, bro. i'm not paying you.' and he flips a shit and he's yelling at me in some crazy language and i'm yelling at him in portuguese and then i got irritated so i threw the money at him and went my way. I DON'T GET MAD, BRO. it's not my style ~ but he pissed me off. so i'm chill again, talking to dame cause he called and all and this creepy guy starts following me telling me i smell good. i said thanks, bro. what do you want from me? and he's like so close i can smell him and he doesn't smell good so i kicked him in the nuts and he called me a psycho bitch. i don't even know. i'm not coming outside for the next two days. i need to regain my sense of what this world is coming to.
xx val.