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[elise dane]

_{i was supposed to go to this party, but i told my publicist i wasn’t feeling well, like coughing up a lung type of sick. played it off so well she thinks i’m bed ridden. or i’m not as good of a liar as i thought, but she’s ignoring it for now! so, i was planning to just watch mad men all night. so yeah, basically nada. i guess there really isn’t anything we can do now… so you’re probably right. fine, fine i’ll keep quiet with it. i guess this is a bad time to tell you i already had a few beersss.}

[anthony marx]

_{you know sometimes you are a great actress! are you gonna pull the same sick card on me if i ask you out to dinner? unless you wanted me to tell her. you're retarded, are you drunk?}

[elise dane]

_{well thanks, i do try my hardest! i think i’m done pretending like i want to avoid you, so no i don’t think i’ll pull that. how about we just deal with it when it comes? because thinking of her right now is starting to make my head hurt. course not! it takes more than a few to get me drunk. you should know this.}

[anthony marx]

_{yeayeaa, i'd congratulate you. but i think the dramatics have always come pretty naturally to you. well then let me take you out to dinner tonight, and tomorrow night, maybe even the night after while we're at it. yea same here, we'll just drop it for now. i dunno, sometimes you haven't drank in awhile and you're a lightweight, other times you're a tank!}

[elise dane]

_{true. i should be given an award for all the times i fake cried on the spot! three dinners in a row? now you're spoiling me. i'll make sure to wear something nice each time. you always can tell, can't you? maybe i underestimated you a tad for being able to read me so well.}

[anthony marx]

_{i don't think they give away oscars for your life off the screen! three in a row, not feeling the whole eating alone thing, ya know? each time? now who's doing the spoiling! pretty much, don't let it happen again. it's almost kinda offensive!}

[elise dane]

_{funnnyyy mr. marx! no one likes to eat alone, i don't blame you one bit. yeahyeahh it's as much for you as it is for me in a wayy. you know i can't just go out and not look good. oh my bad, i'll try my best not to then!}

[anthony marx]

_{get me a gig on snl, i could rock that shit! it's like when you see old people eating alone. it's a shot to the heart! then just imagine not being old. i knew it was too good to be true, but i'll accept it. insincere, good try though!}

[elise dane]

_{ohhh yea, the next will ferrell, no doubt about it. see, that is why i dislike the image of getting old. if my husband dies when we're old, i'm going with him! well you could always help me pick out these said outfits, then it'll definitely be more for you. you got mee!}

[anthony marx]

_{i was thinking andy samberg or whatever the fuck his name is, but i'll take it. oh yea, right after he reads you the notebook he's wrote about your lives together? i like the sound of this, but you're gonna have to minimize the amount of looks. we don't have time to go through your whole fucking closet!}

[elise dane]

_{oh andy. nice kid. a bit awkward, and he always looked like he wanted to like... jump my bones or something unflattering in public, but a nice kid nonetheless! i could picture you trying to start a comedic boy band tooo. <33 that’s too precious, is that what you would do?! i hoped you would. i have them all organized by color and seasons, it’ll be easy!}

[anthony marx]

_{probably wanted to lose the v-card to you and all, good thing he got it with blake lively though. i'd be offended, but then there's the thought that you saying a band like backstreet boys, and then i'd have to kill you! yeaaa it's a part of my life plan, what gave it away?! ... you've got to be fucking kidding me. you're crazy.}

[elise dane]

_{poor blake! oh gosh, i mean, wouldn't that be so cute though?! you singing harmonies and dancing to songs like incomplete, that made my lifeee back when i was a teenage girl with crazy hormones! i'd be your biggest fan. ssshh don't be sarcastic. i think it would be completely cute if you did! i want my husband to do that. then, i'll die with him. c; more like organized. don't hate!}

[anthony marx]

_{this is why you're fucking crazy! what the hell is straight about a boy band singing shitty songs about love? like you can't seriously find that attractive! i think it would be borderline homosexual. no wonder you were married to that douche, he would have done that! yea but the amount of clothing in each is crazy, literally.}

[elise dane]

_{if you were in a boy band for real, i'd only be dead amused, and actually would think you would turn into lance bass! i'd cry if that happened. but there's nothing wrong with singing songs about love! it's like... a poem. it can be romantic! but i'd prefer if it was just one guy and he wasn't so mainstream. it's just not as touching to a girl then if it seems like it's for every girl! teddy's a homophobe though, so he'd neverrrr. i like to shop, what can i say! you aren't going to try and send me to shopaholics anon are you?}