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Post by sophia parker on Sept 6, 2011 22:08:31 GMT -5
would asking you if you are up to something be inappropriate right now?
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Post by tate parker on Sept 6, 2011 22:10:50 GMT -5
i just really want to fuck.
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Post by sophia parker on Sept 6, 2011 22:13:23 GMT -5
no one's stopping you, tate. but you will never see me or adelaide ever again if you bring some tramp into that house.
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Post by tate parker on Sept 6, 2011 22:22:14 GMT -5
i meant you! jesus christ, what do you take me for?
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Post by sophia parker on Sept 6, 2011 22:27:46 GMT -5
it's sometimes a bit hard to tell with you, sorry. but we'll see how i feel when i get back. and you, for that matter. just take care of yourself.
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Post by tate parker on Sept 6, 2011 22:30:52 GMT -5
you're being ridiculous, of course i don't want to fuck anyone else. it's cool, don't worry about me, i'm just severely handicapped is all.
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Post by sophia parker on Sept 6, 2011 22:40:47 GMT -5
oh, that's interesting. you're not handicapped, if you overdo the vicodin you will be one day though, so don't take more than what i put out for you. i'd bore you with the rest of the rules but there are a list of those for you on the counter!
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Post by tate parker on Sept 6, 2011 22:43:05 GMT -5
glad to have interested you. but it fucking hurts, it hurt just playing arkham asylum earlier! no, i want to hear them direct from you, give me a handful of 'em. i'll give you some going away ones in return.
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Post by sophia parker on Sept 6, 2011 22:50:27 GMT -5
well have you learned your lesson yet? or are you going to play tomorrow? because if so i've got no sympathy for you. the only pills you get are in the pill box for each day, even as far as advil goes, and don't go searching thinking i've hidden the bottles, i took them with me. don't eat in bed, or on the couch, if i feel crumbs i'm going to have to rewash absolutely everything and i just had that done. aim for the toilet, i don't expect bambi to clean up your mess. do not give adelle anything sweet or red past five, and no food at all past six. and i know you're oh so uninterested in other women, but don't have any in the house. i don't need things stolen, pictures taken, and to feel uncomfortable in my own house when i get back. last but not least, don't press snooze seven times in the morning, you need to get on a normal sleeping schedule if you're going to be back here for a bit.
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Post by tate parker on Sept 6, 2011 22:59:35 GMT -5
i feel like i'm thirteen, this is insulting! who doesn't eat on the couch? i'll use a plate, i swear, it's not like i'll eat directly off it. adelle has more authority over me than the other way around, and as for the women, i'm not even going there. the doctor said i had to rest!
as for you, you're not to go within two feet of a dick. in fact, don't even talk to any guys. if you order pizza and it's a bloke delivering it, get him to leave it outside and leave before you open the door, that's the maximum contact you're allowed to have with another dude. if you go to the beach wear a t-shirt and bring at least three or four of your cousins, but not the really hot ones because they'll act like bait for, you guessed it, guys. don't drink, don't go dancing, don't embarrass me. aight?
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Post by sophia parker on Sept 6, 2011 23:11:05 GMT -5
i get the feeling i may regret what i'm about to say, but fine. i'm instilling all faith i have in you this week. and trusting you to make the right decisions. with the exception of the pills, because that's my biggest concern.
it's really flattering that you think guys look at me as something other than a friend or a girl with lots of baggage. but you need not worry, i've never embarrassed you before, and i'm not about to start now!
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Post by tate parker on Sept 7, 2011 11:02:20 GMT -5
you act like i'm an addict.
are you kidding me? sure, they won't want to marry you, but they're sure as fuck want to get you naked if they can. don't even give them the satisfaction of talking to them.
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Post by sophia parker on Sept 12, 2011 18:35:37 GMT -5
i actually act like you may turn into one, as 99.9% of people who take those things do.
the heart felt sincere advice has been taken note of, i assure you. i've actually even given it a whole note on my phone. scenarios too, so i know just how to respond to every situation i may or may not encounter!
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Post by tate parker on Sept 13, 2011 13:03:28 GMT -5
more like 5%, absolute max! don't take the piss, i'm completely fucking serious.
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Post by sophia parker on Sept 13, 2011 17:38:10 GMT -5
yea well you would make it 6, so just listen! no one's taking the piss, i'm serious too. let's practice, come at me with something.
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