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Post by louisa cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 12:02:21 GMT -5
i have to warn you about something that someone is going to come to you about, but first promise to get over it really fast!
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Post by dmitri cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 12:14:40 GMT -5
put a tick in the appropriate box...
[ ] you made a sex tape [ ] you're pregnant [ ] you told someone i'd beat them up [ ] your nudes got leaked online [ ] all of the above
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Post by louisa cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 12:24:53 GMT -5
there's no check for none of the above, have a little faith in me!
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Post by dmitri cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 12:36:44 GMT -5
come on then, out with it.
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Post by louisa cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 12:47:46 GMT -5
i mean basically i went out last night, and the bar got raided. and the cops came in and i had a beer in my hand, and they asked to see my id, which is asian so they knew it wasn't me. so then apparently you can get in trouble for fraud, and then i got a drinking ticket on top of it! and they said all this stupid stuff about fines, which i can't afford. so then i was like.. omg, epiphany! maybe they know you! so i was like.. but dmitri is my brother!! so i got half way out of it, but they said they were going to talk to you. so just don't be surprised, and don't tell mom and dad. thanks love you!
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Post by dmitri cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 12:53:46 GMT -5
fucking hell louisa, do you know how fucking bad that makes me look? i work in vice, those blue shirts fucking hate me! they'll have a field day with this, it'll be the joke of the year to those assholes. what the fuck were you thinking?
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Post by louisa cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 12:56:32 GMT -5
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. but like, i know i was thinking. because all of the sudden, people started dropping their drinks and running. and i was like.. oh my god, you idiots. because i assumed it made them look suspicious! so then i just stood there, and like, thought i was pretty tough and assumed i would just look of age! so there was thought going on! and you're so selfish to think it will make you look bad, do you think they actually care at all about it?!
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Post by dmitri cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 13:31:07 GMT -5
i mean drinking in the first place, can't you do it in your dorm and actually get away with it? 'cause that'd be helpful. who the fuck gets caught! no, but they've been looking to slip me up for months. you don't think they'll get some mileage out the fact that the guy who's supposedly cleaning up new york's streets single-handedly has a little brat of a sister getting drunk with her slutty sorority pals?
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Post by louisa cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 13:42:44 GMT -5
i mean i can pregame there but that's hardly any fun! i'm not a lesbian, i don't want to sit in with girls all night. i do <3 you're being dramatic, no one is stupid, they know that kids drink before they're twenty-one. that's the least of their fucking problems! ugh you're so annoying, this is why i didn't even want to go here. i should have gone to notre dame, i don't know why mom thought being anywhere near you would be helpful at all if you can't even help me out just once!
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Post by dmitri cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 14:02:19 GMT -5
life would be a lot easier if you were, at least think about it. you're being stupid, let me try and put this in terms you'll understand. think of a girl you really hate, yea? now imagine she's wearing something slightly skanky. if one of your friends was wearing it you wouldn't judge them much, but because you hate this girl you'd make out like it's about a million times skankier, right? I'M THAT SKANK. mom knows you.
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Post by louisa cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 14:10:40 GMT -5
not even true though, because i promise you if i was a lesbian i'd be a porn star too, that's the only acceptable way. i get that, i really do, but i don't see how you're that skank! seriously, how many of you are there anyway? it may never even get back to you! i don't think i was in your district, but i don't really remember. i'll check the ticket when i find my purse. i mean she doesn't though, but kk.
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Post by dmitri cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 14:25:45 GMT -5
those aren't real lesbians. trust me, it'll get back to me. she knows you better than you know yourself! but i've got the smallest favor you could do for me, you know, to start paying me back for ruining my work life. i've got finn for the weekend but i can't do saturday, can you babysit him and save me from having to suffer his mom's rage?
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Post by louisa cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 14:31:04 GMT -5
i don't care! i think you're overestimating the severity of it still. you're crazy, and so is she! ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh, but i'm supposed to go to costa rica. alkfjdaklfjda. what if i get one of my sister's to do it? they're really, really responsible. i'll make sure you don't even have to pay them!
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Post by dmitri cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 14:33:40 GMT -5
i'll record the shit i get so you can see. you're seriously such a brat, how are you gonna afford going to costa rica? i don't trust any of them with a six month old.
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Post by louisa cosgrove on Sept 27, 2011 14:37:30 GMT -5
do so, because that's the only way i'm going to buy this! not a brat, i didn't know i was supposed to keep my schedule open in case you just couldn't manage to watch your own child on a saturday. des is paying! fine, i'll see if he booked the tickets yet, but i can't promise anythingg.
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