. mr. saxobeat

[jerome west]

_{just me and my boy watching your video, imitating how we're gonna get off to it later~}

[ida]

_{whaack that thang ~ does your dick ever blister from doing it so often?}

[jerome west]

_{yea you have no idea. but that's not even my only problem down there. i chaff so fucking much, help a brother out!}

[ida]

_{want me to vaseline it? because i seriously will.}

[jerome west]

_{that's exactly what i wanted. i can do the same for your boob chaffing that your bound to have if ya want!}

[ida]

_{already taken care of.}

[jerome west]

_{then i'll baby powder it to prevent further chaffing. can't let it become a regular thing, you know?}

[ida]

_{if you wanted to fondle them ya could have just asked!}

[jerome west]

_{nahh it's really not that easy. you'd assume i was into you, and shit would get real awkward.}

[ida]

_{which you are, don't pretend otherwise. when we're forty and both not married, we'll marry each other. forty or sixty.. but i assume at sixty my tits will look less amazing.}

[jerome west]

_{yea but if that's the plan and we get married at forty, and we're still married at sixty. you're gonna have to have them done, can't deal with that saggy shit. it wouldn't suit you anyway!}