Post by avery sloan on Oct 25, 2011 21:05:04 GMT -5
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NAME avery marcus sloan
AGE twenty-four
HOMETOWN seattle, washington, usa
OCCUPATION aspiring novelist
RELATIONSHIP STATUS single
FATHER daniel sloan, fifty-six, cardiac surgeon
MOTHER bailey wells, forty-six, retired nurse
SIBLINGS virginia sloan, twenty-one, student
LIKES american history x, large text books, chewing gum, tv guide, soccer, fat jesus, world wars, black rebel motorcycle club, pastrami, losing baggage after a flight, crossword puzzles, cigarettes, hockey, indiana jones, justin timberlake, studying the geography of contagious diseases, winning pac man, breakfast sandwiches, sleeping in, reading journals, the exorcism of emily rose, mumford & sons, halloween costumes, dogs, fresh towels after a shower, basketball, sofia vergara, wolves, fall, daylight savings time, old photos.
DISLIKES short hair on women, smelly hand lotion, two and a half men, black ice, senior pictures, the series of unfortunate events, beards, leg hair, apple juice, newspapers, chris brown, cosmetic surgery for animals, cold coffee, corned beef, coloring, tacky wallpaper, football, horses, tantrums, ipods, jersey shore, vitamin water, midgets, rodents, colored light bulbs, wrinkled pages in a novel, credit cards, loose change, pirates of the caribbean, sarah jessica parker, lindsay lohan, moles, excuses, cliche statements, prohibition.
FAVORITE QUOTE
"Religion was a particular bugbear: mostly just an excuse, according to her, for people to hate each other. 'How much better off we would be if nobody had ever invented God.'" - Evelyn Toynton, Mother Country
FAVORITE PEOPLE
bobby orr
steve jobs
andre debus III
hilary clinton
jeff bridges
benjamin button
PERSONAL RANT "I fucking hate umbrellas. Mary Poppins can keep hers, that's cool, but the rest of them? I can't. Men holding umbrellas ought to be punched in the face. INVEST IN A RAIN JACKET. I don't understand why that concept is so hard for people to grasp. Man the fuck up, it's just a few drops of water. Put your hood up and keep your head down, don't sprout a vagina and grab an umbrella, it's fucking embarrassing to our entire gender."
