Post by tallulah on Sept 6, 2011 0:53:24 GMT -5
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[/i] tallulah miriam parkername,
age, [/i] twenty.
high school, [/i]
who were you in high school? i surf and swam and studied. wasn't much else to do i watched gridiron a lot, fuck football. i was kind of a big deal when it came to surfing, i could've gone places. got scouted, but things came up so i back out of that. i was way cooler than my brother.
college & major, [/i] n/a
marital status, [/i] single.
kids, [/i] n/a.
how many,
names & how you chose it,
job, [/i] n/a,
position,
how long you’ve had the job,
are you happy,
what is your salary,
what kind of things do you spend money on,
what’s your typical day like, [/i]
i sleep in until noon, i attempt to get up and function. brush my teeth with a bottle of jack, comb my pair, find two matching shoes and some clean clothes and head back to my lovely queen sized bed at the motel six. i'm so classy even i can't believe it sometimes. i avoid my gran for a few hours on most days. occassionally i'll pretend to have a mexicano accent and be all "eyy vato, what you doin'?" but they don't find my accents humorous at all. typically my day is really boring. sometimes i make my way to the ice machine, other days i make it all the way to the laundry room. and on some really rare nights, i make it all the way down to the stand at central park that sells bacon wrapped corn dogs. by night i'm sufficiently spent after a hard days work so if i can't find any new friends, i sit in bed watching late night talk shows and drink a couple bottles of whatever i can afford! they have the most adorable little bottles at the corner store. i try to make it an effort to call my brother and tell him goodnight at least once a week, but sometimes i forget because i hate him. except not really. <3 i just make a conscious effort to ruin his sleep when he least suspects it, no issue.
what life dreams did you have in high-school, have you accomplished them, [/i]
i accomplished nadaaaaa baby. in fact, that might actually be an accomplishment in itself. i kind of had this goal of becoming a leech and it really works when you're in new york and there's plenty of rich boys wandering around acting like they've never seen a boob.
what is a significant change within the past five years, [/i]
my hair is a good five inches longer, it's quite the accomplishment. i also like to think i'm a good deal lazier than i once was, which isn't a good thing, but it is a big change. i need to get back in shape. i don't have the beach bods these american's have.
are you the same person you were five years ago, [/i]
i think i was a virgin five years ago. i mean, i think that changes a gal, no?
if you could go back and change one thing what would it be, [/i]
probably ruining these lovely pumps this boy bought me for my birthday. i was feeling really bummed because my fucker brother didn't call me until my birthday was almost over. probably due to all his fandome~ so i was out feeling way bummed and this boy was like "hey girl let me cheer you up" and he bought me the cutest shoes. a week later i walked through the mud in them and had to put them to rest.
what is one thing you feel has remained the same, [/i]
i'm still blonde! it's fabulous.
what is your biggest achievement, [/i]
i can do a summersault under water without a nip slip. it's a really huge accomplishment.
and your biggest mistake, [/i]
that one time at band camp... oh boy. no, but seriously. this one time at a barbie i was playing chicken and thought it'd be funny to "accidentally" pull the string on one of my brothers ex-girlfriends top. yeah, apparently ruined her life or something. she tried to drown me, i swear!
finally, what is your fondest life memory thus far,[/i]
probably the above, to be honest. i mean, it was pretty lovely to see her get so embarrassed. i've not got a clue how the girl thought she could take my brother's attention away from me. it was really revenge on my part and it was so sweet.[/blockquote][/blockquote][/sub][/font]