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Post by ezio cortéz on Oct 16, 2011 4:02:54 GMT -5
guess who fucking got to meet eva mendes today?
open.
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Post by ashton king on Oct 16, 2011 5:56:08 GMT -5
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Post by ezio cortéz on Oct 16, 2011 15:58:33 GMT -5
i fucking wish bro! it was actually my seven year old cousin, who was out with his sister and he spotted eva and ran at her, hugging her leg and saying he lost his mommie. the little bastard played his cards all too well, can you believe this shit?! i'm pissed!
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Post by ashton king on Oct 16, 2011 19:05:46 GMT -5
LOL. seven years old and more swag then you. you should be ashamed
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Post by ezio cortéz on Oct 16, 2011 20:50:22 GMT -5
i am ashamed, it’s so pathetic. fuck, i wish i could pull the sweet immature card like he did, but seeing as how i’m in my twenties, she’d probably call the cops and get me arrested!
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Post by ashton king on Oct 16, 2011 21:36:35 GMT -5
you'd be locked up with mental issues in a second. sorry, man. but i'll commiserate with you
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Post by ezio cortéz on Oct 17, 2011 1:51:22 GMT -5
thanks, bro. but seriously, the twerp even gave me a photograph of the two. isn't he just pure fucking evil? when i play santa this year for the family gathering, swear to fuck i'm going to tell him he's been a horrible boy and is getting coal and dead things in his stocking this year!
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Post by ashton king on Oct 17, 2011 4:48:56 GMT -5
has anyone anyone ever told you your a bad loser? not to mention you would gloat 10000000 times more if that was you in his position, so I guess you're a bad winner too. lolol
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Post by ezio cortéz on Oct 17, 2011 19:29:31 GMT -5
ahahaha liesss. i hardly get jealous. but when i do it's for good reason i think!
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Post by ashton king on Oct 17, 2011 19:39:31 GMT -5
it's ok. eva mendes is a good reason
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Post by ezio cortéz on Oct 17, 2011 19:58:55 GMT -5
THANK YOU. only one that understands. so, where you at right now?
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Post by ashton king on Oct 17, 2011 20:13:47 GMT -5
i understand you, bro. i'm uptown somewhere, picked up this smoking hot girl last night and am enjoying her maid making me endless sandwiches.
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Post by ezio cortéz on Oct 17, 2011 20:18:41 GMT -5
you find the best girls, jesus.
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Post by ashton king on Oct 17, 2011 20:30:58 GMT -5
i know. unfortunately she was a dud root. what is it with pretty girls thinking they don't have to try?!
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Post by ezio cortéz on Oct 17, 2011 20:57:13 GMT -5
hahaha idk, man. that sucks! sure it wasn't her first time? c;
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