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Post by ashton king on Oct 17, 2011 21:03:50 GMT -5
nah man. i can a virgin and she was no virgin
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Post by ezio cortéz on Oct 17, 2011 21:29:27 GMT -5
then that sucks even more, man. at least she's letting you take advantage of her maid though? haha.
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Post by ashton king on Oct 17, 2011 21:42:10 GMT -5
and let me take a shitload of naked pics on my phone c;
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Post by ezio cortéz on Oct 18, 2011 0:02:27 GMT -5
lol, what a hoe. share those photos though man, i need some cheering up!
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Post by ashton king on Oct 18, 2011 0:46:48 GMT -5
she let me take one or two... she may have been asleep for the rest, but she had a fucking amazing body. if you're good i'll share.
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Post by ezio cortéz on Oct 18, 2011 1:54:57 GMT -5
ahaha sneaky bastard. i'm impressed! what the fuck do you mean if i'm good?!
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Post by ashton king on Oct 18, 2011 7:16:50 GMT -5
it means that i don't necessarily want to share, so you'll have to do something epic for me to cough them up.
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Post by ezio cortéz on Oct 18, 2011 16:32:37 GMT -5
how aboutttt i just got all A's on my exams, i've been offered another internship but in paris this time, i got our rent down this month and... i bought us more alcohol? BE A FUCKIN FRIEND AND SHARE WITH THE OVERACHIEVER!
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Post by ashton king on Oct 18, 2011 18:22:53 GMT -5
clean the house and wash my shit and you've got a deal.
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Post by ezio cortéz on Oct 18, 2011 19:15:37 GMT -5
you drive a hard bargain. do you want me to fold your clothes too, sir?
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Post by ashton king on Oct 18, 2011 19:42:36 GMT -5
you can if you want, but they'll just get turfed in the cupboard. but then they're all yours. do you ever feel like messing with a virgin sometimes? like for sport?
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Post by ezio cortéz on Oct 18, 2011 19:58:53 GMT -5
yeah, then that's a no! but nahh i can't handle virgins at this time. too much emotional attachment issues that i've decided i want no part of right now. which is why when i'm in paris, i'm zoning in on the places they won't be att. please tell me that's not what you think about though?!
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Post by ashton king on Oct 18, 2011 20:33:12 GMT -5
you pick the right virgin and you have sex of tap for as long as you want. you just gotta play your cards right
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Post by ezio cortéz on Oct 18, 2011 20:45:42 GMT -5
you clearly think too much on this stuff, haha. but you're probably right. except finding a chick with no emotional attachment like that almost seems impossible! when you find one, let me know bro.
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Post by ashton king on Oct 18, 2011 20:47:27 GMT -5
nah, the emotional attachment keeps them around, you just gotta know how to balance all that shit out c; you're just too lazy to understand
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