. death on the stairs -

[ezio cortéz]

_{ohh close. it's really france. but i'll give you credit for knowing it was at least far away! also, did val mention me getting her a dog yet?}

[ashton king]

_{i don't know man, probably. i spend the whole conversation thinking of her naked anyway, so i don't really concentrate...}

[ezio cortéz]

_{shit, she looks pretty amazing naked. won't even lie. but that personality, sometimes just kills it for me! it's like she's not there all the time. which is why i'm getting her a dog so she doesn't go and befriend a fucking hobo and get raped or something else as horrible!}

[ashton king]

_{she's insane. how did we become friends with her again?}

[ezio cortéz]

_{i think she was wandering around the streets and didn't notice that her shirt was see through, and we got taken in by her rack. something like that!}

[ashton king]

_{fuck she's useless. hot, but useless.}

[ezio cortéz]

_{fucking truee. i think she might be on drugs... or pills. because anyone who wants to name their animal mr. sparkles, is fucking on some shit!}

[ashton king]

_{why are you giving her pets when she can't even look after herself?!}

[ezio cortéz]

_{because i actually think it's the one thing she'd take care of. like, she could be starving and shit but instead of stealing food for herself, like any normal person would, she'd steal it for the animal!}

[ashton king]

_{still poses the question why would you give her one if she's going to starve because of it. all around bad idea bro. why can't you just be her pet? think of the sex!}

[ezio cortéz]

_{because i'm no ones bitch?!}

[ashton king]

_{probably not the most accurate thing you've ever said.}