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Post by ashton king on Oct 20, 2011 23:29:10 GMT -5
but i am an asshole. and chicks dig assholes.
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Post by ezio cortéz on Oct 20, 2011 23:37:28 GMT -5
welllll that's not what i tell everyone. i tell them you are an ass because you have a secret disability that you are trying to cover up! and they shouldn't speak of it to you because that would make you uncomfortable, and you'd end up acting out moree.
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Post by ashton king on Oct 21, 2011 7:26:14 GMT -5
eh. that works too. at least then i be a super asshole and people still think it's acceptable. in fact, they might even pity me a bit and gimme free shit
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Post by ezio cortéz on Oct 21, 2011 19:14:47 GMT -5
the fact that you can make all of that into a positive is fucking impressive, haha.
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Post by ashton king on Oct 22, 2011 7:48:58 GMT -5
you're just too much of a downer to see the good in life
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Post by ezio cortéz on Oct 22, 2011 17:04:44 GMT -5
ikr? probably the issue. i've been so full of negativity lately, and i have no idea why!
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Post by ashton king on Oct 22, 2011 21:28:50 GMT -5
it's ok bro, i'd be depressed if i was as pussy whipped as you too
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Post by ezio cortéz on Oct 22, 2011 22:46:23 GMT -5
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Post by ashton king on Oct 23, 2011 5:34:08 GMT -5
whatever you wanna call it bro. btw we're starting this will ferrell marathon with 'night at the roxbury'
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Post by ezio cortéz on Oct 23, 2011 15:26:06 GMT -5
yeah, see, think of it this way. i am not with her, nor ever will be with her and therefore will never be whipped by her or any other fucking female for that fucking matter. fineee if you insist. all of his shit is legendary anyway.
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Post by ashton king on Oct 23, 2011 18:57:26 GMT -5
fuck yeah! i'll call up some girls, we'll chill.
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Post by ezio cortéz on Oct 23, 2011 22:01:01 GMT -5
sounds like a fucking party, bro. i'll make sure we are well stocked up on all the other essentials!
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Post by ashton king on Oct 23, 2011 22:23:08 GMT -5
done. this bach pad was the best friggin idea we ever came up with. btw sorry if i made your non girlfriend cry. she got pretty whiney
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Post by ezio cortéz on Oct 23, 2011 22:34:14 GMT -5
i'm starting to think it definitely was, man. i'm not understanding what she would even have to cry about, but yeah. not a huge deal man. i think apart of you was trying to have my back anyway, you old softie!!
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Post by ashton king on Oct 23, 2011 22:36:28 GMT -5
lol i called her a whore a lot. but you know, bros before hoes!
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